50shadezofcarter:

Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.

inbalanced:

Me on my period: sings Bleeding Out by Imagine Dragons for entire week

snailsocks:

I sent this to at least 12 people with 0 context

relahvant:

Dogs are awesome. The 40 Greatest Dog Gifs of all Time.

So many pugs…. So much happiness :’)

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

ishimarukiyotakeout:

”brah help me im falling off this cliff brah”

”but brah i cant grab your hand thats hand holding and thats gay brah”

”but brah-”

”brahbye brahther”

tomfletchersbats:

my sisters friend brought brownies in cupcake wrappers to my house and i picked one up and turned it over and noticed there were oreos baked into the bottom so i gasped and said to my dad “THESE ARE NOT REGULAR BROWNIES” and my dads eyes went so wide and he whispered “pot?” 

hotwhiteguy:

my chopsticks know i’m white

hotwhiteguy:

my chopsticks know i’m white