Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.
Me on my period: sings Bleeding Out by Imagine Dragons for entire week
I sent this to at least 12 people with 0 context
Dogs are awesome. The 40 Greatest Dog Gifs of all Time.
So many pugs…. So much happiness :’)
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
”brah help me im falling off this cliff brah”
”but brah i cant grab your hand thats hand holding and thats gay brah”
my sisters friend brought brownies in cupcake wrappers to my house and i picked one up and turned it over and noticed there were oreos baked into the bottom so i gasped and said to my dad “THESE ARE NOT REGULAR BROWNIES” and my dads eyes went so wide and he whispered “pot?”
my chopsticks know i’m white